Okay. So, this will amuse maybe two people on my flist - no, wait, THREE! (Thank goodness I friended myself.) But I was giddy and mightily amused as I was plotting and writing this, and isn't that what really counts? The answer, of course, is no. Anyway, here it is, my (second) birthday present to myself - the
unanticipated, no-one-but-me-was-
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